every scooby doo antagonist is a townie forced into running a completely ridiculous but victimless scam by the forces of capitalism, i respect all of them

in the end of every episode the cops show up and lead the person away in handcuffs - what are they being charged with? “being a ghost?” there’s no way in the world it sticks

your honor I found a group of teenagers letting their dog shit all over my currently-inactive amusement park and attempted to apprehend them. whether or not I was wearing an antique diving suit painted phosphorescent seems besides the point

oh I chained them to the pier at high tide? i believe that’s covered under the castle doctrine

SCOOBY DOO TV SHOWS: uh oh - there’s a weird jockey faking ghost horses at the old racetrack!
SCOOBY DOO MOVIES: the dukes of hell have risen against the host of heaven

we’re watching the Scooby doo mystery incorporated show from 2010ish and it’s good but Velma is pursuing Shaggy and I am sorry but no. thats impossible