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Elsie was a true hero. I am only related to Elsie by marriage, but like all Inglis like Pringles, they don't feel the cold, they turn up on time, and

Going out on a limb here, but I don't understand how school meals aren't free. I did 3 years as a TA with the lice-infested children of crackheads: they don't

A couple of days ago, something really broke my heart. Something that probably happens all the time, unnoticed. I came home almost in tears, then told Mr I, who was

Mum (75) is carrying her little mower 280 yards down the street to give our father's best friend a 'lockdown haircut'. He's dead. She's mowing his grave. It bothers her

Once said a very cheery, 'Hello! How are you?' to Tom Cruise with 2 mugs of tea in my hands, as if I just hadn't seen him for a bit.