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i cut my enemy's eye out and imprisoned his wife. i only own half of ireland so far so the punishment will likely continue for this poor dude I stayed

paying people to stay home during the pandemic is NOT "free" money. It's compensation for the hardship the govt absolutely must expose people to in order to end the pandemic

So I've been playing minecraft again for a few days. I bought the game in the first months after it became available for sale and it was almost the only