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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @ Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
WritNelson
They KILLED Mr. Peanut (already an abomination), RESURRECTED him in the form of BABY NUT (a yet greater sin against God), and then leapfrogged EVERY form of adolescent development (complete
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TheEuropeanLad
âWhat do you get, when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Iâll tell you what you get! You get what
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His Imperial Majesty Lord Thomas of Dagrune
ErmahgerdDragon
I hate this f*cking website Good news is Iâm seeing a lot of defense for our lovely lads and ladies in green. Keep strong and fight against the twitter horde
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20cmjjunie
Beautiful armys a thread; Every army is f*cking beautiful in their own unique way. End of thread;
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AutisticSciencePerson
AutSciPerson
Non-autistic people, seriously.Can we get a f*cking break right now?Just stop writing about us. Seriously. I'd rather have allistics have 0 knowledge about autistic people than have terrible stereotypes, inspiration
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VVSD0LCEVITA
all of rosalĂaâs music videos since the start of her career bc her visuals are underrated: a thread antes de morirme - 30 June 2016 catalina - 10 Feb 2017
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NoelCaslerComedy
CaslerNoel
Trump gave away a penthouse suite in Trump Tower when it was under construction to the local Teamster bossâ mistress to keep the concrete flowing during a strike in â82.
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Anti-Bullshit Alien
LennieMerrick1
El Dorado, UK: a thread, because apparently there are still people dumb enough to need one.There is still at least one person - Allan here - who genuinely thinks that
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jocelynewstaken
tw- a lot of weird sh*tiâm sorry. but this had to be said. this isnât ok. accusing dream of doing this and putting this as twitter poll? thereâs absolutely no
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Esther Choo MD MPH
choo_ek
I don't know if people realize how incredible a scholar Anthony Fauci is. He has an H-index of 221 (in medicine, >50 or above is highly accomplished, >100 is extraordinary,
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sofiahiramatsu
just phoned a patient to see how she is doing and she refused to speak to me because I donât have a f*cking DR title. After explaining I can deal
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DO YOUR FCKN PART.
FlawsofCouture
Guys. WHY WOULDNâT I be this confident? Are you looking me in my face & calling me ugly? LMAOOOOO cuz my âconfidenceâ is a direct reaction to the full body
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Resist Programming đ°
RzstProgramming
Segment from @NASCARâs Business Partner #Barstool:â˘âAnyone with a f*cking brainâ doubted the Bubba Wallace noose story.â˘Wallace played the âyouâre a racistâ âcardâ on @TheView.â˘âStructural racismâ is foundational t
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Captain Bool-Boolđ´ââ ď¸
CaptainBoolBool
#justiceforJohnnyDepp Declarationof Malcolm Connolly.9. I had the car door open and when we were outside Johnny said to me words to the effect of: "Look at my finger. She's cut
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Bob
bob_mchelsea
HUSBAND: What is this?WIFE: This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you are travellingâŚHUSBAND: Okay⌠Let's have sex nowâŚWIFE: No sweetheart⌠yesterday I got my period,
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HRH
TheOfficialHRH
Why the Deliveroo advert is the worst advert ever made in TV history:A THREAD 1:"DELIVEROOOOO"Oh that woman. Oh that woman.That voice. The pitch of it. Her clear arrogance and
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