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Why the Deliveroo advert is the worst advert ever made in TV history:
A THREAD
A THREAD
1:
"DELIVEROOOOO"
Oh that woman. Oh that woman.
That voice. The pitch of it.
Her clear arrogance and over confidence. Everything about her.
I mean look at the deliveroo worker. His face looking at her says it all.
"DELIVEROOOOO"
Oh that woman. Oh that woman.
That voice. The pitch of it.
Her clear arrogance and over confidence. Everything about her.
I mean look at the deliveroo worker. His face looking at her says it all.
2.
The way the lady describes 'Wagamama'
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
Deaf people must be counting their blessings not having to hear that tripe.
"Wagehmaamaass"
The way the lady describes 'Wagamama'
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
Deaf people must be counting their blessings not having to hear that tripe.
"Wagehmaamaass"
3.
The Greek Salad Incident
How patronising is that woman when she goes "No carbs before marbs eh Karen?" With a smug grin on her face.
Just piss off love. Karen's trying her best to lose a few pounds for her holiday.
She doesn't need you beaking off about it.
The Greek Salad Incident
How patronising is that woman when she goes "No carbs before marbs eh Karen?" With a smug grin on her face.
Just piss off love. Karen's trying her best to lose a few pounds for her holiday.
She doesn't need you beaking off about it.
3 (Part 2)
However, Karen is not totally incident here
Why order one f*cking Greek salad when it comes with a ÂŁ3.50 delivery charge?
Just go Tesco and cut up a few f*cking lettuce leaves love.
I sincerely hope she's paying her way here after that terrible excuse of an order.
However, Karen is not totally incident here
Why order one f*cking Greek salad when it comes with a ÂŁ3.50 delivery charge?
Just go Tesco and cut up a few f*cking lettuce leaves love.
I sincerely hope she's paying her way here after that terrible excuse of an order.
4.
Pizza Express Incident
This really gets me this.
LOOK AT HOW SMALL THAT PIZZA IS!!
WHO THE F*CK ORDERS A TAKEAWAY THAT SIZE???
And why is he so tall? Is it supposed to be a joke or a funny part of the advert?
Because it's as funny as catching tonsillitis.
Pizza Express Incident
This really gets me this.
LOOK AT HOW SMALL THAT PIZZA IS!!
WHO THE F*CK ORDERS A TAKEAWAY THAT SIZE???
And why is he so tall? Is it supposed to be a joke or a funny part of the advert?
Because it's as funny as catching tonsillitis.
5.
The Burger King Order.
It looks like there's just one little burger and fries in there.
I mean come on now how unrealistic is this advert? With everyone ordering tiny orders which have no doubt gone stone cold by then, considering how long it must have taken to pick up.
The Burger King Order.
It looks like there's just one little burger and fries in there.
I mean come on now how unrealistic is this advert? With everyone ordering tiny orders which have no doubt gone stone cold by then, considering how long it must have taken to pick up.
6.
Five Guys Order
This is the cherry on the top of the icing of the sh*t covered cake.
ONE BURGER BETWEEN FOUR??
ONE BURGER BETWEEN FOUR????
Look at them all lining up patiently as well. The third kid does look disappointed to be fair.
And who can blame him? Crap order!
Five Guys Order
This is the cherry on the top of the icing of the sh*t covered cake.
ONE BURGER BETWEEN FOUR??
ONE BURGER BETWEEN FOUR????
Look at them all lining up patiently as well. The third kid does look disappointed to be fair.
And who can blame him? Crap order!
7.
The woman getting stuck in the bag
Unrealistic, unfunny. And what are those shoes she's wearing???
At this stage of the advert you really hope she might have got stuck in there. But.....
The woman getting stuck in the bag
Unrealistic, unfunny. And what are those shoes she's wearing???
At this stage of the advert you really hope she might have got stuck in there. But.....
8.
The woman reappears
She reappears!!! FFS!
And she's back with just one more shrilling, ear ruining cry of questioning.
"WHO ORDERED WEIIIINNGGSS"
Who ordered the f*cking mute button so I can shut this person up more like????
THE WORST.
ADVERT.
EVER!!!!
The woman reappears
She reappears!!! FFS!
And she's back with just one more shrilling, ear ruining cry of questioning.
"WHO ORDERED WEIIIINNGGSS"
Who ordered the f*cking mute button so I can shut this person up more like????
THE WORST.
ADVERT.
EVER!!!!
9. (BONUS POINT)
The Korma Insult
Who does this woman think she is??? How dare she!
How dare she!
Not only has she subtly fat-shamed Karen, now her attention turns to Deano. Taking the piss out of his delicious korma.
"Daring as ever"
Well what have you ordered then Nigella?
The Korma Insult
Who does this woman think she is??? How dare she!
How dare she!
Not only has she subtly fat-shamed Karen, now her attention turns to Deano. Taking the piss out of his delicious korma.
"Daring as ever"
Well what have you ordered then Nigella?
Anymore adverts you guys hate, just send me a link and I'll dissect them left right and centre for you
I feel like I've had enough further suggestions from comments on this thread to do a 'Part 2' if any of you are down 
