El Dorado, UK: a thread, because apparently there are still people dumb enough to need one.

There is still at least one person - Allan here - who genuinely thinks that happily settled human beings the world over > https://twitter.com/allanarchie/status/1314926414332919809

look at the newspaper over breakfast and say, "You know what, honey? I'm going to jack all this in - you, the kids, my family, my job, this house, my friends - pay thousands to some criminals, walk a few thousand miles, and risk death crossing a hazardous body of water >

- all for a shot at the glorious bounty that is SEVENTY FUCKING QUID A WEEK.

"They have the least generous welfare system in Europe, the conditions in their immigration detention facilities are dire and most of the people are ignorant racist fucks, but I'll TAKE that risk >

because SEVENTY QUID A WEEK, BABY! At that rate, I can pay off the people smugglers within eight to nine years!"

NO ONE EMIGRATES IN ORDER TO SCROUNGE, @allanarchie. THEY NEVER HAVE, THEY NEVER WILL. SCROUNGERS *DO NOT DO UPHEAVAL*. IT IS NOTIN THEIR NATURE. >

You, @allanarchie, are guilty, like so many other hapless racist f*cks, of swallowing what populist rags and populist politicians tell you when they want to divert your attention from their own failings:

DON'T BLAME US! BLAME THAT BLOKE WITH THE FUNNY VOICE OVER THERE! >

That f*cking bloke over f*cking there is a bloke just like you, @allanarchie. He derives his self-worth from work and play and friends, just like you, @allanarchie.

He just thinks he has a better chance of achieving that in a relatively stable, tolerant country >

than in the smoking pile of rubble that was his home until British-made missiles turned it into a smoking pile of rubble.

Pray we never meet, you f*cking selfish, thick, evil piece of shit. https://rainbowsandlollipops.net/immigration-pros-and-big-con/

Post scriptum: this is the fucking waste of breath racist fucking arsehole with no life, no friends and nothing to give the world apart from halifuckingtosis

He mildly resembles the grandfather of an Earthtard we once ate. That man was a useless arsehole, but he had nothing on this living crate of lazy hatred.

Finally, fans of creepy old men who only ever tweet to much younger attractive women should definitely check out @allanarchie's timeline!