#TEARS

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GlowvilleTweets

"10 years into your marriage, and your wife has not been able to give you a son, what will you do?"Someone asked me this question on a recent liveshow I

Emily Strips

StripsEmily

Thinking about the weirdest gifts that strip club customers have given me. A wealthy man in his 50’s printed out the complete works of Emily Dickinson on his computer printer

Lorenzo Diokno

zoren_meikodo

So i spent my last 2 hours making a pay calculator in excel based on how i think salary deductions (pension, tax, etc) are computed. Lol. Prolly around 95% accurate.

Mijø

CruzPS47

Figured we show our kids this one day....or just have some fun while we’re young Would you look at that, it’s a series Let’s just see how long this

Henry Manampiring

newsplatter

Ini acara sampah banget. Gw sampe nonton terus. When humanity is almost wiped out, it will be Too Hot To Handle contestants who will continue our species. Yg bikin ngakak

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iamfayetara

I'll make a new thread for tonight@pledis_17 https://twitter.com/iamfayetara/status/1163065246983921665 Wonu [party mode]@pledis_17 My new pic threadSorry if some pics are not that good@pledis_17 When Chan learned that he was dead because

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arinze_henry30

Listen and be blessed

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CosmosOfJoyHope

If you haven’t laughed today ; open this thread :) @BTS_twt BTS being funniest Crackheads !! Remember when one of staff tricked BTS telling them that if they say

Mahmoud

m_shakra_20

بما ان رمضان قرب فا قولت اعمل ثريد عن اعلانات رمضان في اخر ١٠ سنين تفكرنا بذكريات رمضان زمان - اعلان اتصالات ٢٠١٠ -اعلان فودافون ٢٠١٠ -اعلان بيبسي ٢٠١١ -

Rihanna waseNanda

Sly_Lunatic

1. Bottega2. Roger Vivier3. Aquazzura4. Celine 1. Celine2. Roger Vivier3. Vintage Dior4. Chanel Slingbacks 1. Celine2. Valentino3. Prada4. Hermes I am tired now Follow the rest of the shoe

Rod

rodimusprime

On the low Betty would’ve definitely logged into Malcolm’s account if twitter existed back then. Twitter would’ve been so good during the civil rights era. People trying to snap pics

S M 💎

shxbzzz

E7 Capel Road PULL UP!!!! Its always feds being mentions when you’re scared what is this

Big Daddy✨

dharmieKING

This is definitely the funniest caption ever Bobrisky will never be forgotten for this

#TheBossyBrand

christyonnaaaa

How did y’all get over a toxic relationship? I wanna keep this personal so imma put my page on private yall please dont stay in a toxic relationship bc its

Blanco Slim

BlancoSlimBaby

The nerve....the audacity These dudes are wild

THE WRITING DJ™🇳🇬

thewritingDJ

This world is so small!!! I need to make an urgent decision and I need your help [A SHORT THREAD] So Someone met my Ex on Tinder, I don't know