Thinking about the weirdest gifts that strip club customers have given me. A wealthy man in his 50’s printed out the complete works of Emily Dickinson on his computer printer and brought it to me as a loose leaf ream. He didn’t even put it in a binder. What compelled him?!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Like just buy me the book. Barnes and Nobles is 5 blocks away from my club. You can walk there.