Thinking about the weirdest gifts that strip club customers have given me. A wealthy man in his 50’s printed out the complete works of Emily Dickinson on his computer printer and brought it to me as a loose leaf ream. He didn’t even put it in a binder. What compelled him?!?! 😂
Like just buy me the book. Barnes and Nobles is 5 blocks away from my club. You can walk there.
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