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a 150 yr old bonsai tree just died in my living room. this mf survived the Great Depression, two world wars, AND blockbuster late fees but couldn’t last a month
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Billy Joel: it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles inMe: sounds like a lovely placeBilly Joel: there’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to
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