Billy Joel: it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in
Me: sounds like a lovely place
Billy Joel: there’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
Me: i have changed my mind
Me: sounds like a lovely place
Billy Joel: there’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
Me: i have changed my mind
Billy Joel: but the piano sounds like a carnival
Me: is that supposed to help
Billy Joel: and..and the microphone smells like a beer
Me: ok what the fuck
Me: is that supposed to help
Billy Joel: and..and the microphone smells like a beer
Me: ok what the fuck
Billy Joel: come on i’ll introduce u to my friend paul
Me: is he cool?
Billy Joel: he’s a real estate novelist
Me: so no.
Me: is he cool?
Billy Joel: he’s a real estate novelist
Me: so no.