a 150 yr old bonsai tree just died in my living room. this mf survived the Great Depression, two world wars, AND blockbuster late fees but couldn’t last a month in my apartment

imagine having nothing to do for two months and still not finding enough time to take care of a plant

bro this tree was older than

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