Accidentally said "Many thank you" to a woman in a shop.

Just said “Thank you Dad” to Karen.

Unpack that, Sigmund.

And yesterday the shop assistant said "All good" as I paid with my card and I replied "Thank you good!". Same shop.

Accidentally said "I’ll give you my mobile numble" to a man today.

Oh god. Was just trying to get past someone in the supermarket and accidentally said “Squeeze me”. Audible laughs from those nearby.

Accidentally said “we had to concoct a cock and ball story” to my kids this morning.