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Recently I posted this on instagram. Today I decided to go in search of that tree. My worry was that it would be in the middle of farmland, inaccessible. I
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Joe Biden is just one of many potae. The problem with trying to do a joke based around getting something wrong (which is the premise of lots of jokes) is
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You know how everything is shit at the moment. It's scary and feels out of our control. Imagine being a teenager, having to navigate this world, while your hormones are
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Amazing how grater technology has developed. My current grater (left)and an original 80s grater, the size of a brick! Amazing how flowerpot technology has developed. My current flowerpot (left)and an
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I was pondering this morning, as I often do, the moment in the Led Zeppelin film “The Song Remains The Same” where they’re doing Stairway To Heaven and Robert Plant
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As a cartoonist I regularly receive emails with suggestions for cartoons. They are well-meant, but, I'm afraid, unwelcome. I like to come up with my own ideas. It's a bit
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It’s weird that Roy "Chubby” Brown’s nickname is 'Roy "Chubby” Brown’. No one ever says “I’m a big fan of Chubby’s work” or “We went to see Roy Brown last
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Accidentally said "Many thank you" to a woman in a shop. Just said “Thank you Dad” to Karen. Unpack that, Sigmund. And yesterday the shop assistant said "All good" as
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Ain't no sunshine when she's goneAnd this house just ain't no homeAnytime she goes awayAnd I know, I know, I know, I know,I know… (1/52) I know, I know, I
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