Thread by @AleshaRuth, I’m going through my phone to try and make some space, and [...]

I’m going through my phone to try and make some space, and there are so many unexplained things.

This may serve as a drop for them.

Beginning with this, which I can only assume I made because these clips had the same energy.

Turns out I have hundreds of 10-30 second clips that just give me the warm fuzzies for one reason or another.

Forgive the USDA grade Idaho Potato quality, but the sound is there.

Ahhh. And we’ll toss this in here, given that I assume a similar situation will occur, if it hasn’t already, sometime this week.

This is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE video clips. Which may seem odd, given the plethora of material we have. But I love this little glimpse into the real person I care about, vs. the persona.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

Gratuitous salad tong footage.

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The amount of videos of his golf swing I have saved borderlines on questionable behavior.

Oh.
Seems we’ve reached the “Alesha is disturbed” portion of the camera roll.

Eeeeeee I had forgotten this.
I LOVE IT.

This one obviously isn’t “unexplained”, I just think everyone deserves to have it on their timelines whenever possible.

Oooof. I’m always creating things designed to hurt me.

I have to laugh, but you don’t understand how much I love this.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> Its a lot.

Once again, my creations reveal nothing but lascivious intent...

I guarantee I watched this 1000 times.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">

Replacing this in the thread...look away.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> Can’t imagine why I have this three second clip.

This is so cute.
“I went to Berkner, so we used to play in Lake Highlands!”

Sir. Please sit down and tell me every detail about every baseball game you have ever played in your life. I want to hear it.

Okay I’m back. I can’t tell you how much I NEED that smirk photo that happens right around 0:36. NEEEEED.

Ohohoho here we go...

This is another one of those examples of reasons I’d LOVE to just sit down and let him talk. I’d love to hear about these intricacies because of the passion he clearly has for it.

And one more little snippet from here, for obvious Alesha reasons.

Frankly this is just here for aesthetically pleasing reasons. This can’t be a real human being. This is a mirage my brain has created to drag me from some boggy depths of despair.

Again...Alesha reasons.

A closer look at that inspiration.

This is...........delicious.

I hope this is how I go out.

He’s always doing so much more than you even realizing he’s doing until you look back. All the time. King of Layers.

Okay I know I said video clips, but this is just too excellent to keep to my own camera roll.

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