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I’m going through my phone to try and make some space, and there are so many unexplained things. This may serve as a drop for them. Beginning with this, which

My very loins are ablaze like the vast expanse of the Mojave desert. Whenever I am able to stop hovering above this giant bucket currently collecting the waterfall of saliva

I’m playing Barbies with my kid, and while she’s searching for more dresses, I’m going to remind you that Mattel continues to model their toys after @JensenAckles unabashedly.