So I realize that little attention has heretofore been paid to a STRANGE PHENOMENA: why do cats enjoy stepping directly on ur tiddy so it feels like a bowling ball being held up by a golf tee is suddenly perched on ur nip????

Well I ASKED SOME CATS TO FIND AN ANSWER
"is comfortable 2 step on boob"
-Lugia
"is ancient catto proverb: step on tiddy, ur day will be pretty. or something"
-Hoppip
"go away or I'll bite the damn thing off"
-Glaceon
"to siphon off F R U S T R A T I O N"
-Gengar
"um, am dog"
-Bulbasaur
"CUPCAKE DO WHATEVER CUPCAKE WANT TO DO"
-CUPCAKE
"u accuse me of such thing???? am have NEVER!!"
-Psyduck
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