If you got a $100,000 per year salaried job at 22 and your salary doubled every 5 years, you'd retire having in your entire life made .002% of what Jeff Bezos has made just this year so I truly cannot stress enough how Not One Of Them you are, Brent

Brent is the guy you went to high school with who has a medium good car and thinks he has to be republican now

From 22-27 you make 500k, 27-32 you make 1 million, then 2, then 4, then 8, 16, 32, 64, accumulating an impressive 203.8 million dollars by 65. You probably have enough money to go boar hunting with a couple Habsburg Jaw guys whose dads do war crimes but sorry, no Bezos club :(

Jeff Bezos invented nothing other than an efficient method of exploitation

The percentage is 2.68% not .002%, luckily for me this is still a horrifying number

Some of you think that if you kiss the boss you get to become a boss too