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Former Instacart shopper here: they pay poverty wages and you all still expect some sort of luxury service. Shoppers get harangued about avocado freshness by the most entitled people alive,

If you got a $100,000 per year salaried job at 22 and your salary doubled every 5 years, you'd retire having in your entire life made .002% of what Jeff

"Ooh let's check out the new David Attenborough film, surely we haven't broken this 93 year old nature documentarian's spirit" The movie is worth a watch though! The ending qualifies

Here's a series of videos I made with @OctocarrieLyn and @nickmooresghost that can teach you how to cook delicious food while the word burns around you. These are Deprecipes and

Saw a girl crossing the street to avoid two runners without masks then get boxed in by yet another runner without a mask in the bike lane and she just

The quarantine state of mind is having 3 solid days where you feel pretty well adjusted, followed by a sudden, unexpected dip into what we call "the hell zone" The