Please note: I have updated my e-mail sign off. I will henceforth be signing every correspondence:

Fuck this year,

A. H. Reaume
Dear Sir,

I would like to cancel my subscription to your travel newsletter service. Because, as you know,... 2020 was the year travel ceased existing.

Fuck this year,

A. H. Reaume
Dear Madam,

Please note that I am not able to respond to your previous email asking me to do writing work for you because I am currently unable to move from the fetal position and therefore am finding it somewhat hard to type.

Fuck this year,

A. H. Reaume
Oh hey person from my past who sent me an email out of nowhere telling me that you still had feelings for me despite not talking to me in 10 years & being a misogynist dick the last time we did talk. No. I will not Zoom with you.

Fuck this year,

A. H. Reaume

(Also. Fuck you)
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