My cat is eating lasagna. This is incredible. This is everything I've ever wanted.
She's a tiger cat, too. And so fat. Oh my god, it's real. Garfield is real.
I'm trying to upload video of my phone but it's grainy and dark. Anyway, I was eating lasagna in bed because I'm high as hell and my cat, she just comes up and helps herself to whatever I'm eating. I was getting pretty full so I left her the last bite.
And then after she ate the noodles and cheese and she was going to work on the sauce around the edge of the bowl, I was like, holy shit. This is Garfield.
This tweet was part of this thread but I'm high. https://twitter.com/Jenny_Trout/status/1317672360158367745
Anyway, then I started watching the Garfield Thanksgiving Special and she won't look at me at all.
Again, I get it. It's basically just people ripping on Garfield for being fat while his owner sexually harasses every woman he meets.
Man, I'm pretty sure the prime time specials were not intended for children.
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