My cat is eating lasagna. This is incredible. This is everything I& #39;ve ever wanted.
She& #39;s a tiger cat, too. And so fat. Oh my god, it& #39;s real. Garfield is real.
I& #39;m trying to upload video of my phone but it& #39;s grainy and dark. Anyway, I was eating lasagna in bed because I& #39;m high as hell and my cat, she just comes up and helps herself to whatever I& #39;m eating. I was getting pretty full so I left her the last bite.
And then after she ate the noodles and cheese and she was going to work on the sauce around the edge of the bowl, I was like, holy shit. This is Garfield.
This tweet was part of this thread but I& #39;m high. https://twitter.com/Jenny_Trout/status/1317672360158367745">https://twitter.com/Jenny_Tro...
Anyway, then I started watching the Garfield Thanksgiving Special and she won& #39;t look at me at all.
Again, I get it. It& #39;s basically just people ripping on Garfield for being fat while his owner sexually harasses every woman he meets.
Man, I& #39;m pretty sure the prime time specials were not intended for children.
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