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i like to think yoongi would be in radiology, just holed up in his little office with 0 light, dictaphone permanently pressed to his lips. you open his door and he’s like what time is it. sir it’s 11pm go home.
jin would be in urology and you can fight me on that one. hed make jokes about your gonads to diffuse the tension. he would also make you laugh before fixing your broken penis in the OR. good stuff.
joon would absolutely be a paediatric nurse because the man loves children more than he loves his bonsai. he’s good ol reliable tbh— he’ll trip over his own shoes but he will successfully insert an iv in a preemie’s foot no problem. lots of fun scrubs. everyone loves him.
jungkook would be the lab tech with his rolly cart coming to take your blood sample. at first you wonder what this jock lookin guy is doing here but he’s looking at you with those big eyes and you’re mesmerized by his soft voice and lisp. before you know it you’re done!
hoseok is a nurse at a geriatric home because if there’s anyone that can make those fuckers cooperate, it’s him. he takes no bullshit but still has a smile on his face, calling you sweetheart even when he’s wrangling you back to your room
taehyung as an orthodontist. those slim fingers really great to get into any nook and cranny inside your mouth. his patients hate his profession but love him— probably because they get to stare into those beautiful eyes while he works
jimin in gen surg. needs a stool to get a good look. you’d trust him with your life (also your appendectomy AND cholecystectomy). glove size 5.5, needs to be specially ordered.
mistaken for an airhead because of his looks but actually memorized his internal med textbooks for fun
mistaken for an airhead because of his looks but actually memorized his internal med textbooks for fun
