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age gap hs x jk....... confident hs with his prim suits and perfectly styled hair and Big Adult Briefcase that he carries to work... broke college student jk who somehow

sometimes i think about jk doing everyone’s laundry because he likes to and accidentally finding lingerie in there and he just... glitches... stands there with the skimpy panty held up

i like to think yoongi would be in radiology, just holed up in his little office with 0 light, dictaphone permanently pressed to his lips. you open his door and

sorry i haven’t figured out how to start my part2’s of the bd verse but tonight i will offer you: horny mutual jerk off namkook where jk just wants to

Au where joon gets dragged by his buddies to the nail salon after losing a dare. Goes there for a pedicure, kinda annoyed at first till he sees the worker

au where minjoon have been bf’s for 7yrs, finally tie the knot and get married. They move to a little house in a quiet neighbourhood and adopt a big pup.