How am I more nervous now than I was in 2016
On the bright side, if Hillary would’ve won, right now we’d be watching her debate Ted Cruz
Finally an answer to the question, what would happen if someone with early onset dementia had to go to a presidential debate AS A CANDIDATE
My god, we all thought trump cut Hillary off so much because she was a woman but now we find out it was also because he’s an asshole
Biden: The fact is, this man doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Biden: Will you shut up man
Live shot of trump deciding to bail on the rest of the debates
“I spoke to the scientists in charge, you will have the vaccine very soon” -the waiter at Trump hospital
The patriarchy is so fucking noisy
Chris Wallace deserves a damn award for saying this with a straight face: “Mr. President, you say you’ve done more for black Americans than any other president except maybe Abraham Lincoln”
Drink everytime Trump is asked to tell white supremacists to stand down, but instead tells them to standby
It takes an extra amount soullessness to use someone’s deceased son to pivot to attack their other son
Chris Wallace: How will you ensure we have a free and fair election?

The President of the United States: IT’S GONNA BE RIGGED IT’S GONNA BE A DISASTER IT’S GONNA BE A FRAUD THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL BUT ALSO WE ARE GOING TO WIN
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