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How am I more nervous now than I was in 2016 On the bright side, if Hillary would’ve won, right now we’d be watching her debate Ted Cruz Finally an
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If you're wondering how you can support me, I don't have a Patreon but I do have a 2021 Calendar of tricks to appear smart in meetings that's out TODAY!
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How to #ObamaGate @Lawrence I did this for YOU
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My husband’s hair has gone full on Jon Bon Jovi circa 1982 but he refuses to let me cut it. So I’ll just have to do it when he’s sleeping.
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Student: Why did I get an F on the exam?Teacher: Because you answered all the questions wrongStudent: But I was being sarcastic, those were sarcastic answers Teacher: Okay, what year
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How to medical Wow this blew up. Please consider donating to the #SkylarHerbert Memorial Fundhttps://www.fox2detroit.com/news/memorial-fund-set-up-for-family-of-skylar-herbert-youngest-covid-19-victim-in-michigan
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Ok this is an open thread of SNL sketches we’d love to watch if we could watch SNL right nowI’ll start: Coronavirus press briefing where trump accidentally spits on the
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