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How am I more nervous now than I was in 2016 On the bright side, if Hillary would’ve won, right now we’d be watching her debate Ted Cruz Finally an

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How to #ObamaGate @Lawrence I did this for YOU

My husband’s hair has gone full on Jon Bon Jovi circa 1982 but he refuses to let me cut it. So I’ll just have to do it when he’s sleeping.

Student: Why did I get an F on the exam?Teacher: Because you answered all the questions wrongStudent: But I was being sarcastic, those were sarcastic answers Teacher: Okay, what year

How to medical Wow this blew up. Please consider donating to the #SkylarHerbert Memorial Fundhttps://www.fox2detroit.com/news/memorial-fund-set-up-for-family-of-skylar-herbert-youngest-covid-19-victim-in-michigan

Ok this is an open thread of SNL sketches we’d love to watch if we could watch SNL right nowI’ll start: Coronavirus press briefing where trump accidentally spits on the