I saw that "I don't have kids but when I do they'll never eat off the kids' menu!" tweet and like....the kid's menu is great for kids with food sensitivities which, you know, your kid may have!! Because not wanting to eat certain foods isn't about being picky!!

When I was a kid I had serious issues with certain textures. I'd try to eat those foods like, I'd legit try and just force myself but I couldn't. I couldn't swallow without gagging. I wasn't picky, I wanted to try things, but I couldn't.

So knowing when we went out to eat I didn't have to fvcking stress my nine-year-old brain out over whether or not I'd end up gagging in public or not being able to eat at all was pretty damn great!!!

Let kids eat fvcking chicken tenders ok? Let them eat mac & cheese and don't pretend you're gonna raise the next fvcking Ina Garten by looking down your nose at old reliable favorites