Thread by @ellle_em, AM CUPCAKE & AM HERE TO TELL U THREE BEST AND THREE [...]

Elle M. (they/them)

ellle_em

AM CUPCAKE & AM HERE TO TELL U THREE BEST AND THREE WORST FOOTBALL TEAMS

AM GIVE U CUPCAKE'S POWER RANKING

CUPCAKE DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL. CUPCAKE DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHAT FOOTBALL IS. BUT DOES NOT MATTER. CUPCAKE AM EXPERT ON ALL THINGS

MOST BAD TEAM 1:

NEW YORK GIANTS

CUPCAKE AM SMALL & DOES NOT LIKE 2 BE REMINDED OF THIS. GIANTS REMIND CUPCAKE. GIANTS ARE THE MOST WORST TEAM

MOST BAD TEAM 2:

LOS ANGELES CHARGERS

CUPCAKE LIKE 2 EAT CHARGERS FOR HUMAN CELL PHONE BUT HUMAN SAY NO. CUPCAKE DO NOT ACCEPT NO. CHARGERS ARE BAD B/C CUPCAKE CAN NOT EAT THEM

MOST BAD TEAM 3:

DETROIT LIONS (& ALL TEAMS WITH CATTO NAMES)

LOTS OF FOOTBALL HAVE CATTO NAMES BUT NONE ARE NAMED CUPCAKE. UNACCEPTABLE. MUST BE PUNISHED

OK NOW TIME FOR GOOD

MOST GOOD TEAM 1:

CUPCAKE

FINE WILL DO FOR REAL

MOST GOOD TEAM 1:

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

NEW ENGLAND MAN LOOK ANGERY. CUPCAKE RESPECT THAT

MOST GOOD TEAM 2:

MIAMI DOLPHINS

DOLPHIN LOOK LIKE FISH. FISH AM DELICIOUS. CUPCAKE WOULD EAT THIS TEAM. IS VERY GOOD

MOST GOOD TEAM 3:

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

CUPCAKE APPROVE OF DOING A CRIME. STEALING IS GOOD THING. STEAL ALL THINGS ALL THE TIME.

OK THOSE R MOST BEST & MOST WORST TEAMS

NOW ESPN CAN PAY CUPCAKE MONEY FOR DOING ONLY SPORT TALK THAT MATTERS

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