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ACCORDING TO YOUR SIGN OF THE ZODIAC, HERE IS THE TROPE OVERUSED BY STEPHEN KING IN LIKE ALL HIS BOOKS YOU ARE
ARIES YOU ARE BABY BOOMER NOSTALGIA
whether it& #39;s referencing classic rock songs every other page or hearkening back to an idealized 50s childhood, you are the overwhelmingly omnipresent sense of nostalgia that haunts so many of Stephen King& #39;s novels
most prevalent in: IT
whether it& #39;s referencing classic rock songs every other page or hearkening back to an idealized 50s childhood, you are the overwhelmingly omnipresent sense of nostalgia that haunts so many of Stephen King& #39;s novels
most prevalent in: IT
TAURUS YOU ARE BLACK PEOPLE EXIST ONLY TO BE MAGICAL MORAL GUIDES FOR WHITE CHARACTERS
you don& #39;t have your own goals or motivations or character growth; you& #39;re just there to make sure the white person learns a lesson
most prevalent in: THE GREEN MILE
you don& #39;t have your own goals or motivations or character growth; you& #39;re just there to make sure the white person learns a lesson
most prevalent in: THE GREEN MILE
GEMINI YOU ARE INABILITY TO SELF-EDIT/TENDENCY TO INCLUDE LITERALLY EVERY THOUGHT YOU HAVE WHILE WRITING WHETHER IT FURTHERS THE PLOT OR NOT
sometimes we don& #39;t care, we just...don& #39;t care.
most prevalent in: any book over 400 pages
sometimes we don& #39;t care, we just...don& #39;t care.
most prevalent in: any book over 400 pages
CANCER YOU ARE WOMEN EXIST ONLY AS EMOTIONAL SUPPORTS OR FOILS FOR MEN
men find it hard to do emotions so that& #39;s why writing women is important!! Especially women who are entirely defined by the men around them
most prevalent in: The Shining, Bag of Bones, Duma Key, 11/22/63
men find it hard to do emotions so that& #39;s why writing women is important!! Especially women who are entirely defined by the men around them
most prevalent in: The Shining, Bag of Bones, Duma Key, 11/22/63
LEO YOU ARE SELF-INSERTION
where& #39;s the fun in being an author if you can& #39;t make every book contain at least one character who is 100% an extremely thinly-veiled version of you
most prevalent in: EVERY SINGLE BOOK
where& #39;s the fun in being an author if you can& #39;t make every book contain at least one character who is 100% an extremely thinly-veiled version of you
most prevalent in: EVERY SINGLE BOOK
VIRGO YOU ARE THE ONLY KIND OF SEX THAT EXISTS IS SEX BETWEEN A CIS MAN AND A CIS WOMAN
look we all know it& #39;s very important to never include any sort of sexual relationship that& #39;s not entirely 100000% hetero.
most prevalent in: every book. EVERY SINGLE BOOK
look we all know it& #39;s very important to never include any sort of sexual relationship that& #39;s not entirely 100000% hetero.
most prevalent in: every book. EVERY SINGLE BOOK
LIBRA YOU ARE USE OF LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR WITHOUT EVER RECKONING WITH THE RACIST FOUNDATIONS OF LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR
horrific cosmic entities, inexplicable forces from other dimensions--all that Lovecraft stuff! But let& #39;s ignore the racism
most prevalent in: you know the answer
horrific cosmic entities, inexplicable forces from other dimensions--all that Lovecraft stuff! But let& #39;s ignore the racism
most prevalent in: you know the answer
SCORPIO YOU ARE HELL IS FOR CHILDREN
Why have a childhood if not to be tortured, tormented, haunted and traumatized? And if you& #39;re a girl well, I don& #39;t wanna get graphic but it& #39;s......much worse
most prevalent in: IT, The Body, Firestarter, Carrie
Why have a childhood if not to be tortured, tormented, haunted and traumatized? And if you& #39;re a girl well, I don& #39;t wanna get graphic but it& #39;s......much worse
most prevalent in: IT, The Body, Firestarter, Carrie
SAGITTARIUS YOU ARE EVERYTHING IS ALCOHOLISM
monster? alcohol
ghost? alcohol
possession? alcohol
curse? alcohol
alcohol? alcohol
most prevalent in: The Shining
monster? alcohol
ghost? alcohol
possession? alcohol
curse? alcohol
alcohol? alcohol
most prevalent in: The Shining
CAPRICORN YOU ARE STARTING OUT STRONG BUT FINISHING SUUUPER WEAKLY
you have everyone in the first half but by the time the book& #39;s ending, you& #39;ve lost the lead, you& #39;re down by 50 points, and you keep scoring on your own goalie
most prevalent in: literally every book
you have everyone in the first half but by the time the book& #39;s ending, you& #39;ve lost the lead, you& #39;re down by 50 points, and you keep scoring on your own goalie
most prevalent in: literally every book
AQUARIUS YOU ARE EVERY MAIN CHARACTER IS, COINCIDENTALLY, A WRITER
Horror writers write characters who are horror writers but do those characters also writer about horror writers? Is this a bottomless pit of writers writing about writers?
most prevalent in: Misery
Horror writers write characters who are horror writers but do those characters also writer about horror writers? Is this a bottomless pit of writers writing about writers?
most prevalent in: Misery
PISCES YOU ARE A STEREOTYPICAL MARRIAGE FRAUGHT W/UNSPOKEN TENSIONS, UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE, & HUSBANDS BEING TOO DEEP FOR THEIR WIVES TO UNDERSTAND
Men are DEEP & COMPLEX & women are forever trying to understand them but FAILING
most prevalent in: Lisey& #39;s Story, Pet Sematary
Men are DEEP & COMPLEX & women are forever trying to understand them but FAILING
most prevalent in: Lisey& #39;s Story, Pet Sematary
Ok!! I hope you have fun!! And also look I& #39;ve been reading Stephen King since I was 10 years old so I have a lot of affection for his works but I mean...come on. Come on.
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