let me walk you through the series of disaster tweets i just made

tweet one: accidental post meant for horny account

tweet two, reference to that tweet including the phrase dicks-a-poppin, because i remember some joke from mystery science theater about so and so and his hellzapoppin boys

intermission: i am curious what hellzapoppin actually is, so i goggle it and discover that it is a musical from the late 30s/early 40s which includes blackface and, i can only assume, other cartoonish racism

tweet four, this thread, after going OH MY GOD and deleting tweet two. anyway i would like to lie down now

GOOGLE not goggle, jesus christ i am so done