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let me walk you through the series of disaster tweets i just madetweet one: accidental post meant for horny account tweet two, reference to that tweet including the phrase dicks-a-poppin,

whatever twitter goon decided that the person who retweets something should be automatically included in the replies TO that tweet needs to be charged with a hate crime absolute headassery

practical armor for practical men, now in COLOR i know that this is not optimal posting times but im not waiting until monday because i am an impatient and

hey, remember months ago when we all had a good laugh about what if i drew a sexy captain planet? well, it turns out, once you take away the stupid

the lilo and stitch callout post is what happens when you don't teach literature in schools friends, i was reading king lear, and i have to be honest, every single

give me six characters and i'll tell you why i don't like them or don't know who they are. also i won't draw them someone is going to get legitimately