shaggy: i can't believe we ate all the chocolate scoob

scooby:

shaggy: scoob?

[the rest of the gang walks in]

fred: hey g- SHAGGY WHAT DID YOU DO?

shaggy: i didn't know...i didn't think

fred: NO YOU DIDN'T THINK DID YOU? THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM SHAGGY- YOU NEVERFUCKINGTHINK

[daphne starts violently shaking in silence while velma vomits in the corner]

after daphne pulled herself together (velma had to slap her and pretend she hadn't wanted to do that for years), she pulled the van around back and left the lights on.

fred and shaggy carried the great dane out back and started digging in the cold yellow glare. no one spoke.

finally, when the grave was deep, they rolled the body in. as fred rested and shaggy began to refill the hole, fred couldn't stop staring at the back of shaggy's head. "so stupid" his grip tightens on the shovel "he's so goddamn stupid." the shovel swings. another body falls.

hey i also write lighthearted funny tweets but if you're looking to follow someone while simultaneously hating them, might i suggest giving @skoog (me) a follow. here's an example (The Lilo Tweet): https://twitter.com/Skoog/status/1282362500135231488?s=20

i change tenses throughout this entire thing sry i wrote it very fast

k but for real: who’s more fucked up? me for writing this or all of you for liking it? personally? i blame god.