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shaggy: i can't believe we ate all the chocolate scoobscooby:shaggy: scoob? [the rest of the gang walks in]fred: hey g- SHAGGY WHAT DID YOU DO?shaggy: i didn't know...i didn't thinkfred:

At the end of Ratatouille, the food critic, Anton Ego, ends up funding a small bistro for Remy to cook in.The avg lifespan for a rat (ie THE HEAD CHEF)

the mf really said i’m gonna be in a million movies but absolutely refuse to be famous this is not will arnett. stop asking if this is will arnett. all

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes

coming out of my cage and ive been drinking boxed wine wow this blew up. hey have you ever thought about giving yourself bangs? now is a great time to

she ate this up @/honeymustardranch@/katielittleladycan’t find their twitter @‘s but i had to put this here @caseykfrey have you seen this? ok i don’t know how that’s possible but i

if you’re under 30 and your email address isn’t a gmail account you’re a serial killer didn't really expect this to strike such a nerve damn

Millenial culture is texting someone to let them know you're going to call them so they can mentally prepare for the eventual phone call. it's the equivalent of knocking on