At the end of Ratatouille, the food critic, Anton Ego, ends up funding a small bistro for Remy to cook in.

The avg lifespan for a rat (ie THE HEAD CHEF) is 1.8 years.

This is an absolute shit investment.

Also, all of Remy's family lives there. Apparently, rats can have up to 2,000 children and suddenly they have all their nutrition needs filled and protection from predators...

There's a tidal wave of rat shit in that place just waiting in the walls.

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