At the end of Ratatouille, the food critic, Anton Ego, ends up funding a small bistro for Remy to cook in.

The avg lifespan for a rat (ie THE HEAD CHEF) is 1.8 years.

This is an absolute shit investment.

Also, all of Remy& #39;s family lives there. Apparently, rats can have up to 2,000 children and suddenly they have all their nutrition needs filled and protection from predators...

There& #39;s a tidal wave of rat shit in that place just waiting in the walls.

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