Nigeria and COVID19, a strange love affair.

Churches can operate 50% of their capacity. That is a 1000 seater church can now have 500 people present for church services.

Markets - Fully operational. Monday to Saturdays.
Political meetings and rallies - Fully operational, Face mask and Inshallah.

But Cinemas and Clubs remain Closed down.

Weddings in Rivers State - 50 people only with certificate of permission.
Covid does not go to church on Sunday when there are 500 people in a 1000 capacity but will go to church on Saturday when there’s a wedding and there’s more than 50 persons.

Covid does not attend PDP and APC rallies and meetings but will enter Cinema Hall to watch John Wick.
You might contract Covid if you don’t do social distancing at the airport but once you enter the plane, there’s no distancing because Covid cannot survive in the altitude.
You are likely to contract Covid if you stay out beyond 10 o clock on a Friday night but if you go to the market on a Saturday morning, you are safe.

Nigeria and Covid, a strange love affair.
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