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Please be an old man who pays me money but stays socially distant (I think old women are smarter than this but HMU if I& #39;m wrong!)
I am the perfect age to talk about pop culture stuff you know but emotionally immature enough to stick around!!!
I have strong opinions on Star Trek TNG AND topical pain creams!!!
When the pandemic is over we can go to fancy events and I& #39;ll stuff my purse with your favorite foods and take all the blame!!
Why would I do that if you& #39;re rich? So you can experience the thrill. And also because my purse already smells like that.
Please RT this thread there are no jokes in it
PS yeah I know Star Trek TNG isn& #39;t that old but neither are you!!! (See I can be emotionally validating!)
Eric Idol hit on me once I show promise in this field
