Please be an old man who pays me money but stays socially distant (I think old women are smarter than this but HMU if I'm wrong!)

I am the perfect age to talk about pop culture stuff you know but emotionally immature enough to stick around!!!

I have strong opinions on Star Trek TNG AND topical pain creams!!!

When the pandemic is over we can go to fancy events and I'll stuff my purse with your favorite foods and take all the blame!!

Why would I do that if you're rich? So you can experience the thrill. And also because my purse already smells like that.

Please RT this thread there are no jokes in it

PS yeah I know Star Trek TNG isn't that old but neither are you!!! (See I can be emotionally validating!)

Eric Idol hit on me once I show promise in this field