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Hana Michels
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Please be an old man who pays me money but stays socially distant (I think old women are smarter than this but HMU if I'm wrong!) I am the perfect
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Me: I have panic disorder and now there's a global pandemicDoctor: BusparMe: I've taken Buspar, it doesn't workDoctor: More BusparMe: Now I'm nauseous and it doesn't workDoctor: BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Agoraphobia is a fun new thing half of us have now. I have to leave the house to go to a doctor in 2 hours. I woke up at 4am.
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What do you call those knockoff spiders Like this thing has six legs, spider style Further information: Dog will not eat.
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Jared Kushner is one of those Porcelain dolls collected by old shut-ins who murdered their spouse. "Little business boy #00231 with blush adornment" All your replies are creeping me out
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