We actually had an almost-serious marital fight over Armie, bc I told Steve that he had once ripped off his pec while working out (Steve had ripped off a pec while sparring several years ago) in hopes they would bond, and instead he just smiled like a SHARK and said:

“Only people who are juicing tear off their pecs while working out.”

PAUSED

“Everything special about your pretty boy comes out of a SYRINGE.”

Tony Starking me in my own home.

And look, I know they’re all juicing, but why would you say that to me while I am processing a celebrity breakup? In the house where my children sleep?

KNOWING how much I hate Tony Stark.