Thread by @KellyScaletta, So I work for a major tech company that I'm allowed to [...]

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KellyScaletta

So I work for a major tech company that I& #39;m allowed to mention. Someone sent an email with a link that no one could open to several thousand vendors.

This followed waves of stupidity of people responding.

First wave: People saying they couldn& #39;t open the link followed by "I can& #39;t open it either" and "me too."

Second wave: People saying variations of "with all due respect, please remove me from this thread." As though they hadn& #39;t worked out that the several hundred other people who had requested the same had NOT gotten a reply to said request.

Third wave: People telling people to stop responding becuase no one was going to respond to the previous requests.

Fourth wave: People starting new subjects with "REMOVE ME FROM THIS THREAD" with one person saying it was "Deeply disturbing."

Fifth wave: People yelling at everyone to stop replying all. Something you& #39;d figure wouldn& #39; have to be the case since I work for a tech company.

It was a tsunami of stupid--a tsupidnami if you will.

So I& #39;ve been toying with the idea of replying all with "Click here to be removed from this list." And including a link that Rick rolls everyone.

I& #39;d be laughing until I get fired, which is literally the only reason I don& #39;t do it.

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