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One thing we don't talk about enough is how expensive it is to be poor. When you're poor, big hits mean you put things on credit cards. So your car

So I work for a major tech company that I'm allowed to mention. Someone sent an email with a link that no one could open to several thousand vendors. This

Let's talk about the death rate for COVID-19 and how people need to slow their roll before saying it's not that bad.First, we know for a fact it is that