one time a girl said "u dropped this pen". i was like. that is clearly not my pen. it's red. "ya u did" she shoved it into my hands. ok weirdo. then when i looked at it there was a note inside with her phone number. my question is this: how does anyone date men. we are so dumb

some men saying "how were u supposed to know she was flirting with u". have u considered that u, just like me, are also dumb

i know some of u are thinking. man i really want a bf who can list all the helping verbs. well ur never gonna believe what i can do