If Luna looks like @chrissyteigen & Miles looks like @johnlegend what will Third Baby look like? This is a thing I've contemplated & I've determined the answer is Third Baby is gonna be whatever Third Baby wants, in the tradition of all third babies. Third Baby is Party Baby.
Have you ever known a third baby? I've known several. Third Baby is always here to manifest love and light and be super chill and First Baby and Second Baby until the end of their days are like WHY DID YOU LET THIRD BABY HAVE THE CAR AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
Every Third Baby is like what is a report card, I do not know of these SATs, a piano lesson, sorry, I was at the beach with all of my many friends having an illegal bonfire and not getting arrested because I have Third Baby energy. And everybody is like "Awwww you're so cool."
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