interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?
welcome to another thrilling day of thomas fruit rants. bet u thought i was done. all out of fruits. nope
just found out bananas are berries while raspberries and strawberries are not. if this doesn't piss u off about the whole fruit kingdom
i make fun of fruits all the time. idk why. i just like complaining. feel free to follow if u wanna be along for the ride https://twitter.com/thombodytolove/status/1275784290630942720?s=19
while ur here u should follow some friends
@ItsLumberzack
@tropicanapussy
@DrakeGatsby
@TheHyyyype
You can follow @perfectsweeties.
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