I just remembered a time a man told me my back problems were likely mostly emotional and psychological. I am five foot 1.75 inches tall and a G cup. I have been hauling twinfants strapped to my frontal region since I was 16.

I allowed him to live, but barely.

"Unsolicited Advice Men Have Given Me Regarding My Body" will be my next nonfiction book, if anybody wants to buy it based on this tweet. I will also write you a proposal, but it'll be FULL of swears.

Correction: earlier in this thread about a man who is an asshole, I incorrectly stated my height as being five feet 1.75 inches. I am in fact 5 feet 2.75 inches. My editor, who does not exist, regrets the error not at all.