"Masks are more dangerous because they rob you of oxygen!"

Yeah, that's why we're always seeing headlines like, "Mask-related death toll spikes as every single nurse and doctor in the fucking country drops dead after wearing masks 7+ times longer than you do at the store."

Dipshits.

Actual healthcare workers who wear masks for incredibly long periods of time, usually breathing heavily: You should wear a mask.

Your 53yro cousin, who has been to jail thrice, has 7 kids by 3 different women, is drunk by 2 on a weekday, and always bitches about welfare queens despite selling drugs for Bridge Cards: Apparently, you don't know how lungs work.

If you feel called out, dude, take it up with grandma. Because we talk about you ALLLLLLL the time.