John Christopher: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Giant Alien Tripods
Stephen King: hmm that's great
King: but we were hoping you might tell your other story
Christopher:
King: you know, about the nazi leprechauns

Christopher: sigh
Christopher: Must we always talk about the nazi leprechaun story
King: grady really likes that story
Hendrix: hell yeah i love it
Hendrix: i love it [lowers sunglasses] IRONICALLY

Christopher: why do you always want to hear about the nazi leprehcauns
Christopher: i've written real books too. serious ones
Christopher: for gods sake, i won the Deutscher Jugendliteraturpreis!
Barker: i'm sure thats a big deal
Barker: but these nazi leprechauns

Christopher: children love my white mountains trilogy
King: yeah but c'mon
King: these leprechauns
King: they're nazis
King: you gotta admit that's pretty funny
Barker: yeah really grips the imagination
Poe: i want to know more
Christopher: but my white mountains

Christopher: look i needed the money ok, this really isn't my best work
Christopher: now the tripod trilogy
King: yeah but nazi leprechauns
Koontz: i like the tripod trilogy
King: yeah but
Koontz: TRIPOD! TRILOGY!
King: ok fine i guess we could hear that
Christopher: good

Koontz: what's this about nazi leprechauns
Christopjer: sigh ok
Christopher: it's a pulpy book i wrote about s&m leprechaun sex slaves with psychic powers created by the gestapo
Barker: hmm yeah
Barker: finally some good fuckin literature

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