Me: I am sad

Dog: I will put my head on ur knee and stare up at u lovingly and lick ur hand with my mouth oh bee tee dubs I just finished eating poop!

Cat: I will sit on u and dig my murder feets into ur skin while I vibrate it will help I promise bee tee dubs I peed on ur bed

Hey I can't promise it will cure ur sadness but I it will help me out a lot if you check out this thread of ways to help me help cats: https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1259945800379117570?s=20