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Hey! Hey you! I& #39;m gonna share with you a BIG SECRET. Ready??? Listen close:
you don& #39;t have to respond to everything sometimes you can ignore stuff and be quiet
you don& #39;t have to respond to everything sometimes you can ignore stuff and be quiet
"but I want to make a JOKE about this thing you said!! A good joke!! it will be funny!! even if the thing you said isn& #39;t about being funny or anything, if I don& #39;t perform humor 24/7 I& #39;ll have failed in my Be Super Annoying goal!!"
"but this thing you said doesn& #39;t apply to me!! and I need you to KNOW it doesn& #39;t apply to me!! if I don& #39;t TELL you it doesn& #39;t apply to me, how will you KNOW???"
"but look I have something that& #39;s maybe vaguely semi a little related to what you said in a really abstract way and I need to tell you or else I will literally EXPLODE"
"but if I don& #39;t make a really awkward personal comment giving away too much information about myself because I assume a level of familiarity between us that actually doesn& #39;t exist I will TURN INTO A VOLCANO AND ERUPT"
"but I need to ADVISE YOU about this thing even though you didn& #39;t ask for advice and I& #39;m not an expert on this topic and the advice I& #39;m going to give you is very basic and obvious and you& #39;ve heard it a thousand times, I NEED TO"
"but I believe MY right to redirect everything everyone says on the internet to be about me trumps YOUR right to exist!"
