Guys this is nothing compared to when two Cosettes were fingering.

This was almost a joke about two Fantines but I said, "In this pandemic? No, Sara. In this pandemic, we HEIGHTEN."

This thread is VERY specific but it's going to reach the three people who will appreciate it, and it is for them that I toil.

Considered making it about a Jellicle Cat but we've been doing Cats jokes about four months longer than necessary.

Maybe could've gone with something else but that would risk me proving to the world that I'm not particularly into Sondheim, and they can't take that right now.

Feels like it would've hit harder with a Phantom of the Opera joke. Hmm. Going to continue to workshop.