jordan just deliberately took the coffee mug w a millimeter more coffee in it
im gonna try to read a sophisticated book over loud cartoons
is everyones kids gettin up at the butt crack of dawn?
Good Toddler Mornin To Ye
didnt read at all read the Darkness that is twitter
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