the Salem witch trials was actually the first hot girl summer
personally if I found out my wife was a witch, dude like me would’ve asked her to use her powers to bring around women’s suffrage 200 years early, guess I’m just different 👨‍🦯
there are probably a lot of you just making this connection, Megan Thee Stallion was there SHE WITNESSED IT then came back to the future, on @tapinpodcast we exposed more truths including how Ronald Reagan created white women, take a listen
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