the Salem witch trials was actually the first hot girl summer

personally if I found out my wife was a witch, dude like me would’ve asked her to use her powers to bring around women’s suffrage 200 years early, guess I’m just different

there are probably a lot of you just making this connection, Megan Thee Stallion was there SHE WITNESSED IT then came back to the future, on @tapinpodcast we exposed more truths including how Ronald Reagan created white women, take a listen