The world would be so much better if men just stopped fucking talking so much - like even for a fucking day just...stop talking. What if, for once in your lives dudes, you didn’t fart out every single thought that popped into your head?
Men: “I know you said this but what if you just said this instead?”

Me:
Men: “I know you mean this but don’t you think your point would be better if you mean what I want you to mean and say what I want you to say?”

Me:
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